whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He? As in you personified your dick?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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