My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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