After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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