i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
This baby is an asshole
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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