He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just cropdusted the office
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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