office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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