the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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