scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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