well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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