i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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