Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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