When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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