YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Say something about gay babies.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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