Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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