her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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