So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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