i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Need sex. Gaining weight.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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