A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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