Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
