My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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