Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
another moral hangover. fuck.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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