Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My liver just broke up with me...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
