I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
