We're like a lot better than the average bears
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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