Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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