Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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