This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Panties = found
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