great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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