I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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