I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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