the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize