I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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