yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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