Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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