you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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