Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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