Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
you had me at cake vodka
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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