He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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