He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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