Duck Duck Cougar?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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