all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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