Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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