He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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