google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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