She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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