if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we have officially lost it.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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