super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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