i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
NoShamevember. You game?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
