chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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