its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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