I want to stick my p in your. b.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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