we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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