Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
two words...techno handjob
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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