After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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