I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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