I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
